I’m Thirsty

I decided to add a little pigeon humor…

A pigeon arranges to meet his gorgeous new pigeon girlfriend at 3:00 in Trinity Square…  Time is ticking by and his girlfriend is not showing up…  By 4:30, it was clear she wasn’t coming…  Heartbroken, he was about to fly home when his girlfriend waddled up smiling radiantly, saying, “It was such a lovely day, I decided to stop for a drink and it took a little longer than expected”…. 

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poppy little present on the woman’s head.  “Yuck!” yells the woman…  “Get some toilet paper”.  “What for?” replies the man…  “He must be half-a-mile away by now.”…

About lumar1298

Love to read, write, and meditate. I Also have a creative side. I enjoy crafting and designing and when I want action, then I dance.
This entry was posted in Jokes and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to I’m Thirsty

  1. echoesofthepen says:

    I laughed out at that. You have a very cheerful and fun blog..

    Like

A penny for your thought...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s