SMART BLONDE JOKE

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She
says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so
the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes-Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the
loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for
using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.  What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

Finally… a smart blonde joke

About lumar1298

Love to read, write, and meditate. I Also have a creative side. I enjoy crafting and designing and when I want action, then I dance.
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7 Responses to SMART BLONDE JOKE

  1. TammyeHoney says:

    That was really great…I am loving it. Thank you for sharing.

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