The Maid

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The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did.”

Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora….”The gardener did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

About lumar1298

Love to read, write, and meditate. I Also have a creative side. I enjoy crafting and designing and when I want action, then I dance.
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2 Responses to The Maid

  1. jalal michael sabbagh.http://gravatar.com/jmsabbagh86@gmail.com says:

    Hilarious ,very funny. At least the maid got the raise .Regards.jalal

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