Hope you enjoy these silly jokes as much as I did…
Marry? Why? Why?
You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, orget married and wish you were dead.
__________________________________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ ‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’ __________________________________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: ‘Husband Wanted’. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ __________________________________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ____________________________________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. ________________________ A little boy asked his father, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’ Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’ __________________________________ A young son asked, ‘Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’ Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’ __________________________________ Then there was a woman who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.’ ___________________________________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ___________________________________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep. ___________________________________ Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ___________________________________ First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
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