Friday Humor…

Hope you enjoy these silly jokes as much as I did…

Marry? Why? Why?

You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, orget married and wish you were dead.

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 At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’

‘Yes, I am.  I married the wrong man.’

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 A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

‘Husband Wanted’.

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

‘You can have mine.’

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 When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married.

Then she is finished.

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 A little boy asked his father,

‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’

Father replied,

‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’

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 A young son asked,

‘Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’

Dad replied,

‘That happens in every country, son.’

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 Then there was a woman who said,

‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.’

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 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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 If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict

attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

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 Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go

through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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 First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’

Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

 

About lumar1298

Love to read, write, and meditate. I Also have a creative side. I enjoy crafting and designing and when I want action, then I dance.
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